December 2011
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
tyburrells:
“No, you don’t understand-we’re getting married,” I yell as security drags me away from my favorite celebrity.
“Here’s to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of...”
– Pete Wentz (via mixedrinksmixedfeelings)
alana7x:
Matt’s backing vocals on Nightmare.
...
“Sometimes I’m pissed off because many of my friends have died and returned to...”
– M Shadows Fuck… that broke my heart…
omg i’m fucking crying (via dropdeadmaria)
